Happy Birthday Jen!!

You my dawg!! We’ve been friends for oh 4 scores and some years. You have a beautiful mind and a stalkerish type love for Oprah. You need to start taking some ginkgo because you're the most forgetful person I've ever met. Don't blame it on motherhood because you were like that before. You forgot huh? I must say I love me some Scorpios. (Shout out to Jen E. and Fonz of course). You gave birth to the happiest most beautiful girl in the whole world (besides my nieces, sheesh you people are sensitive). Enough about you because you do that all on your own. Just kidding but not really. You’re one of my best friends and I thank the Lord every day for you. Youuu, you got what I need. Raise the roof! I love you, my favorite vegetarian.