Tonight Alfonso and I went to our local pub to get a drink and gamble a little. Little did I know that there would be “chusma”, what we Mexicans call “riff raff”. To the left were the homies with the hood rats and to the right were the 30ish/middle aged men. Hood rat kept trying to catch the eye of the receding hairline man who thought he was all that and some chicken wings. So finally she just said, fuck it, I’m going over there to get my mac on. Over there she goes, blah blah blah, tee hee hee hee (that’s her giggling), what do you do for a living, blah blah blah, uh huh, yeah, uh huh. Until these dudes didn’t want to pay attention to her anymore. So off she went back to where she belonged, with the riff raff a.k.a dirty whores. She played “Genie in a bottle” by Christina “red lipstick” Aguilera on the music player thing. Are they still called juke boxes? So on that thing she played that song from back in the day. She gyrated on the bar, made gang signs or some sort of hand signals to the balder, moaned like Meg Ryan did in “Harry Met Sally” and he still ignored her. Bitch if he didn’t pay attention to you when you took your dumb ass over there, why are you still making a fool of yourself? Meanwhile, balder talked so much shit about her it was unbelievable. He thought he was all that and hood rat might have had a chance had she not put herself out there like that. I was so embarrassed for her. Hoodrat Hoodrat Hoochie Mama
That was my entertainment for the night.
3 comments:
Yikes. I'm cringing for her. That's embarrassing...but great entertainment for you!
The things we see here in Vegas..and it's just about everywhere and with anyone..I've seen it even in the nice clubs.
It's everywhere. It really is embarrassing to me as a woman. I seriously wanted to tap her on the shoulder and shake my head at her. I couldn't help but make stank face at her all night.
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