You take the good, You take the bad, You take them both and there you have the facts of life. The facts of life. There's a time you gotta go and show You're growin' now, You know about the facts of life. The facts of life. When the world never seems, To be living up to your dreams. And suddenly you're finding out, The facts of life are all about you. All about you. You-u-u-u, A-ll about you. It takes a lot to get em right, But you're learnin the facts of life.
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Fond Xmas Memory #1
One of my fondest memories is the year I got a Cabbage Patch Kid. Libby Ethel was her name-o. I changed her name to Susan Ann, legally thru Xavier’s power. I remember crying to my mom for a long time that I wanted one of these ugly a** things. She bought me one. Pic N Save’s version. Remember Pic N Save? Well she bought me their version. Then my favorite aunt on my Dad’s side. My Tia Eva surprised me with it on Christmas morning. I loved this doll. Our neighbor at that time even made her a dress, so we could baptize her. I still have it. My cousin Lalo (Tia Eva’s son) and neighbor Tati were the Godparents. We made a certificate, I think, and had a little party in the backyard. Don’t make fun of me. Your dad is carni folk. Yeah you know who you are. As I grew older the doll was used to stash condoms and the oregano (if you know what I mean). I was a druggy whore, what do you want from me? Okay so I wasn’t a whore. I still have that doll but she’s put away somewhere with the ballerina that spins and cowgirl Barbie with the blue eye shadow that winks at you.
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3 comments:
LMAO!! Oregano, huh? Girl, you crack me up. :D
It was oregano and I'm sticking to it. :-) Where you been man?
I also got a generic Cabbage Patch doll and then finally got the real one later, but at that point I got creeped out looking at it, so I hid it in my closet.
Gold star for creatively stashing your vices.
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